The Goon Line 007: When Dean Norris tweeted "Sex gifs"

Most of you are likely familiar with the many iterations Twitter has experienced over the last decade and a half. I created my account sixteen years ago this month, and used it at the time to follow a lot of horny “Web 2.0” fartsniffers. Later I used it primarily to keep track of people and things I found funny, and today I don’t use it at all because… well.

But for as much as Twitter has made me laugh over the years, nothing will ever, ever, ever top when Dean Norris, most notably known to me as Hank from Breaking Bad, tweeted - and then left up for all of time - “Sex gifs.”

As they say: “That’s it. That’s the Tweet.” And it was. And it was glorious.

Was he using it, as people sometimes do, as an accidental Google search? Is it a full sentence? Did he ever find the sex gifs he was seeking? There will always be more questions than answers. And in this case, I like it that way.