The Goon Line 018: Magic Mario

Listen: These can not all be bangers and they can not all be delivered at the precise stroke of 10 a.m. AS IN LIFE, sometimes I’m gonna phone it in. But I will, at least, try to make you laugh while I am half-assing it.

Here’s a TikTok I think it’s important that you see.

@briehorn39

#mario #pole #yeash #akon

Speaking of… poles? A couple of years ago I made a friend watch all of Magic Mike because I was like “it’s worth it just for the Pony scene.” Well, a lesson we all learned that day was that the Pony scene I was thinking of actually appears in Magic Mike 2: Back in the Habit. (A lesson I learned today is that there is actually a Pony scene in the original Magic Mike, but it is way less good.)

So that’s your internet for the day, I guess. Apparently when I procrastinate you get stripper-related content. Who knew. (But seriously, that TikTok is pretty good. And so is Magic Mike 2.)