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The Goon Line 033: Unlimited, off-brand Connections

Imagine a lifetime supply of Hydrox cookies

On Monday the New York Times’ Connections game was all emoji-based. I love emojis and hated this April Foolishness. (I still scored perfectly, though, in case you were worried. 💁🏼‍♀️)

🙄🫠😵‍💫🥴🔪

One of the things I loathe most about this game when it is not April 1 is that you can only get it once a day, and moderation is not my strong suit. So, here’s a Connections knockoff that allows you to play as many user-generated puzzles as you want. And then, it asks you to name the categories yourself, so it’s like a little double game. (That part is both optional and worse.)

So, ENJOY/RELISH/CHEER/KNOCK OUT this internet, friends. And that’s “things you can do with these puzzles” OR “things you’d find at a baseball stadium.” They can’t all be winners.

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