The Goon Line 039: If I emailed my parents like Democrats email me

My Gmail filter has started to automatically divert messages from Bob Casey to spam. Yesterday alone there were three emails.

NOT GREAT, BOB! I find myself unsubscribing from email and text messages from various political candidates — many of them outside of my state, or any state where I have even ever held residency — weekly. And they are all full of the same messaging, which this perfect McSweeney’s piece tells me I should use to shake down family members.

This is a genre ripe for parody and goofing, so much so that the authors of this take of it said it only took them an hour and a half to complete. Yet the messages march on. But if you only read one thing on the internet today, then I NEED YOUR HELP TODAY TO READ THIS ONE. TIME IS RUNNING OUT.