The Goon Line 052: When Jason Cauchi almost drowned

I didn’t start watching Vanderpump Rules until I moved to Texas in 2017. I had quit my job and didn’t know many people in town, so had a ton of time on my hands (SOUNDS FAMILIAR).

I went pretty hard in on a lot of Bravo shows during that time, but none of the degenerates the network assembled got me in quite the same way that the employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant did. I goddamned love this show and I’ll never apologize for it.

Anyway, tonight is the season eleven finale, and I personally believe that the series should and will conclude after this. Nobody has worked at that restaurant for quite some time, the people on the show aren’t friends and several of the current cast members are primed to jump to The Valley, a dark spinoff that uses the verb form of “adult” way too frequently.

But in honor of the finale, let’s go to my favorite VPR moment of all time, #1 supervillian Jax “Call me Jason” “Work in Progress” Taylor almost drowning because of his machismo. Nothing will ever be funnier than this.

Enjoy your finale viewing this evening! And make sure to catch Jax on tonight’s episode of The News to see how much cc’s of filler he has pumped into his skull and how many kilos of powdered stimulant he has pumped into his nostrils.